“I’m so glad you checked! I cant believe I missed that, you really have just saved my arse. That is the last time i ever send artwork on a Friday afternoon before a Bank Holiday.” — Sarah - your ON THE FIRM
“MATH 101;
If a car traveling at 20mph takes twice as long to reach its destination…
How much of a c**t is the driver in front?”
— Driver in front - your OFF THE FIRM
“There was a mix up with the screws…so I’m just using any screws!” — Girlfriends building flatpack - your OFF THE FIRM
“It was the 90’s man. I had the body of a God and I was fucking on ecstasy.” — Terry - your on THE FIRM
“You provide me with so much joy yet unparalleled misery. You grant me incredible physical agility and a mindful insight into the world that could captivate Plato. And then, all to soon, you take my powers and return me to the same mental and physical state as my first day on earth. However, despite this viscous love/hate thing we have…” — Havana Club Rum - your on THE FIRM
“On the firm” posts that are funny to maybe 2 people….” — Randomness- your on THE FIRM
“wwwdotpipperwebsitedotcom/tenpounds” — Rasen power - your on THE FIRM
“Dear Nikon D70, you have been my all seeing eye for many years now and together we have captured some of my greatest triumphs. You have been a solid camera, a soldiers camera, an explorers camera and you have never ever let me down. But like a city trader or aged rock star there is always some young punk with thicker gravy eager to replace and this world has no place for apathy. With the utmost respect and the greatest regret…” — Canon D7 - your are ON THE FIRM
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“Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, (deadline passes) …. No”
Dont say you can do something when you absolutely cannot.
” — ellie - your OFF THE FIRM“Its brilliant, it’s like a hydron collider, I wouldn’t be surprised if I found the Higgs Boson in my front room” — Dyson - your ON THE FIRM